um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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