I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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