Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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