whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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