check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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