The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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