he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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