then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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