if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I'm lost and stupid without you.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Vodka?
Forever.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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