I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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