Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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