porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Randomize
