Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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