i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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