she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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