Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm both gender and math confused
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