This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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