Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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