OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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