i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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