Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
why is half of my head shaved?
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