I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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