life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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