He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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