please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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