if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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