just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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