I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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