Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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