I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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