sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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