My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
