C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I faked an abortion last night.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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