She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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