two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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