Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
this just has baby written all over it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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