Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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