Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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