I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
