so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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