the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
wow bdsm is so cute
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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