so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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