Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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