Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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