i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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