Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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