But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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