just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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