Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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