can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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