Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Fuck appropriateness.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
