This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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