And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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