You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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