U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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